New Republican Healthcare Proposal

The Republicans desperately want to pay homage to their god, “the free market,” in their version of healthcare reform. But the bill they just passed is impressively unpopular.

So now they have a brand new idea! They plan to enact legislation setting up a market where persons can sell organs for money to buy health indurance with.

They are still working out the details, but Paul Ryan said “I am very excited about this new idea that will help millions of Americans to afford health insurance.” Mitch McConnell said he is sure Democrats will get on board with this exciting, innovative proposal.

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